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Remember how last week we said there'd be a big Brawl Stars update coming? Well, here it is in all of its detailed glory. As announced earlier on the game's subreddit, December's update 2.0 is quite a big one. Though there's nothing seriously new about this one, there's a lot that's been balanced/changed from the UI to events and characters.Since there's rather a lot to chew on I'll point out the major details and link you to the rest. Sound good? Great. ChangesTickets:Tickets are now permanent and can be used in any ticketed event.Added more stakes for ticketed events: 1,2,3,4,5,10,15,20Tickets have been added to shop and can be purchased with gems. Tickets are only visible while an event is active.Shop:Coin Booster has been removed from the game. Any remaining Coin Boosters can be used until they expire but can no longer be purchased or found in Brawl Boxes.Coin Doubler drop chance is doubled (replacing Booster drops)Game Rooms:Brawl Boxes can be opened from Game RoomsWhen the game room owner leaves the room another player will be promoted to owner instead of disbanding the roomUI Changes:New health and ammo bar styleHit indicator added to Super button: When your Super is full the button will flash and play a sound when you land an attackJoystick size is now properly scaled to match the physical size of the deviceBalanceEventsStar Player is now less likely to be awarded to a member on the losing teamStar Player is now less likely to be awarded to players who lost many stars in Bounty or dropped a lot of gemsNita's Bear, Jessie's Turret and Pam's Healing Station all have a bit less health when these characters are bosses in Boss FightTemple Ruins tweaked to make Barley-Dynamike-Mortis strategy less effectiveG.G. Corral tweaked to be more difficult for attackersBrawlersEl PrimoHealth increased by 200Star Power burn duration reduced from 5 to 4 seconds. Total damage increased from 400 to 600 over 4 seconds.BullHealth increased by 200Main attack damage increased from 400 to 440.Star Power now triggers at 50% health (up from 30%)BoStar Power vision increased from 5 to 6 tilesBrockStar Power damage increased from 160 to 240 per secondCrowCrow's Super charges slightly more slowly (needs to hit with 6 daggers + poison instead of 5 + poison)Crow's poison duration from main attack and Super reduced from 5 to 4 seconds. Total damage remains the same.ColtIncreased reload time from 1.25s to 1.5s (reload time starts after all bullets are fired so the increase in total time is much less impactful than these numbers would suggest)MortisStar Power healing reduced from 1200 to 1000 per soul collected.NitaHealth increased by 200Star Power healing effect increased from 180 to 200.PamHealing station heal effect reduced from 400 to 360Fixed bug which allowed healing station to expireDarrylHealth increased by 200Darryl's main attack shots are fired a bit closer togetherStar Power damage reduction increased from 70% to 80% damage reduced while using SuperSuper roll speed decreased slightly from 2800 to 2400PocoNew Star Power: Poco's main attack now also heals allies for 200 health per hitSpikeStar Power healing reduced from 600 to 500 health per secondTaraStar Power companion health increased from 1600 to 2000Bug Fix: Star Power companion no longer scales with Showdown power-ups or when Tara is a boss in Boss FightRicochetNew Star Power effects (visual)Star Power damage reduced from 100 to 80
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Double Fine is bringing Act 1 and Act 2 of its whimsical adventure game Broken Age to PS Vita as a single package.It'll be available from April 29th onward (April 28th in the US), and will have Cross-Buy (and Cross-Save) with the PS4 version, which is out at the same time.It's a point-and-click adventure by the same team that made the recently re-released Grim Fandango.You follow Vella and Shay - a girl and a boy both looking to escape their homes at the same time, living separate but parallel lives.Vella wants to avoid being sacrificed to a monster as her village's traditions demand. While Shay is fed up of living with his motherly computer in space.We might be starting to lose count as to how many Asphalt racing titles Gameloft has on iOS and Android, but this latest one is worth revving up.Asphalt Overdrive offers an unusual take on the popular driving franchise by adapting it into something of an endless runner set in the streets of 1980s California, and coming in at the bargain price of 'nowt.Endless racerRather than playing with an on-screen steering wheel or tilt controls, all you do to put your pedal to the metal is swipe to shift lanes in Asphalt Overdrive. Sounds kinda dull, but it actually works well.You can fill up your nitro by side-swiping other cars, which comes in handy as you flee from the cops, perform stunts, and earn in-game cash to upgrade your motor. There are 30 different licensed '80s-chic cars to unlock (not least a DeLorean) and weekly objective planned with multiplayer elements.As this is a free-to-play game, you can naturally fill the tank via in-app purchases, but at first glance it seems like Asphalt Overdrive is a pretty forgiving game, making it easy enough to earn your upgrades as well as buying them.It's out now on both Android and iOS, so go take it for a spin and let us know your thoughts in the comments section below.
Zombie Defense Mod Zombie Defense v12.8.4 mod Features:The modification of the banknotes in the game is unlimited. After the novice tutorial is complete, the upgrade skill interface can be seen!Today, 7 billion humans live on our planet.Over 100 billion lived and died on it in the past.What if just a tenth of them came back... for us?DescriptionA modern hybrid of the classic RTS and modern Tower Defense.Recruit soldiers, place them on slots and let them shoot incoming waves of zombies by their own.Manually move soldiers between slots, upgrade slots and soldiers, order supplies, throw grenades and molotovs, order airstrikes and operate huge bulldozers.Perfect mix of strategy, tactics and micromanagement.Earn money on missions and spend them between missions to buy permanent technologies, upgrades, weapons ect.Features- 46 missions.- 4 difficulty modes regular, nightmare, 3 man challenge, TV challenge- 22 types of recruits.- 150 permanent upgrades between each mission.- 8 basic enemy types, from shambling creatures, to crawling horrors, to fast predators.- 2 types of giant mutant zombie bosses for extra action.- Zombie birds- Decoys- A gun rack of weapons, from trusty .38s, to deadly shotguns, to ultra-accurate sniper rifles.- High explosives to turn zombies into pink jelly.- Molotov cocktails to stop zombies with a blazing inferno.- Heavy vehicles to crush every zombie in their path.- Laser-activated turrets. - Devastating airstrikes.- Tesla towers- Supply deliveries.- Real-time soldier upgrades, recruitment and trading.- Infinite mode for hardcore players who crave endless excitement.- Special challenge modes.- High replayability allows you to complete each mission and return to it as you please, to earn more money and rise your score.- Full 3D environment, highways, towns and deserts.- leaderboards- Regular free updates with more missions and upgrades.AN OWL, in her wisdom, counseled the Birds that when the acorn first began to sprout, to pull it all up out of the ground and not allow it to grow. She said acorns would produce mistletoe, from which an irremediable poison, the bird lime, would be extracted and by which they would be captured. The Owl next advised them to pluck up the seed of the flax, which men had sown, as it was a plant which boded no good to them. And, lastly, the Owl, seeing an archer approach, predicted that this man, being on foot, would contrive darts armed with feathers which would fly faster than the wings of the Birds themselves. The Birds gave no credence to these warning words, but considered the Owl to be beside herself and said that she was mad. But afterwards, finding her words were true, they wondered at her knowledge and deemed her to be the wisest of birds. Hence it is that when she appears they look to her as knowing all things, while she no longer gives them advice, but in solitude laments their past folly.
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Swim Out developer Lozange Lab has just announced that its latest game, the stylish Rip Them Off, is heading straight for an iOS launch on September 24th. It's an interesting blend of management and tower defence elements where you'll work to please your corporate overlords by lining the game's city streets with well-placed stores.